Kenyan Lawyer Offers 50 Cows for Malia Obama's Hand in Marriage

File this one under ‘things President Barack Obama is NOT having’… A Kenyan lawyer named Felix Kiprono has offered 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats for Malia Obama’s hand in marriage. That’s $90,000 worth of livestock, according to CNN.

And dude is prepared and ready, stating in an interview with The Nairobian that he will get an official letter to Obama when he travels to Kenya in July.

“I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.”

But all of this is questionable considering that Malia Obama is only 16 and Felix says he fell in love with her back in 2008, when she was a tender 9. Yikes!

“I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price… My love is real.”

Well… we don’t know if the love is real, but the pedo vibe certainly is.

This is definitely not the last time Barack Obama will field a marriage request, as Malia is growing into a smart, gorgeous young lady…

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(All photos courtesy of Zimbio.com)

Ladies, what do you think about this? Kenyan readers, can you give us any insight into the dowry practices?

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28 Responses

  1. Well, Malia is quite the looker as a young girl. She inherited her looks from her mom it seems.

  2. You claim to want these girls to wear their hair natural and yet you some how want them to marry a black man when in reality, the majority of our own black men do not like our own natural hair and don’t even get me started on the way black men disrespect black women. -_- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deb7Mt2qt-E But honestly, who cares if they marry a white man? And more importantly, how and why is that a concern of yours?? Believe it or not, every black woman dose not have to date or marry a black man, nor does she have to date or marry a white man either. The world is full of beautiful men and women of every race, seems like you need to get out more.

  3. Everyone (and the article) seems to be assuming it’s Barack’s job to protect his daughter, and not Michelle’s. That’s a really patriarchal gender role way of looking at it.

    1. It IS a father’s job to protect his children. And since this pedo will be addressing his entreaty for Malia’s hand to her FATHER, it is President Obama’s job to check this perv.

  4. I wish Malia would sport her natural hair. Curls would frame her face beautifully! She really is a gorgeous girl no matter what she does.

  5. Speaking as someone from the same country as this man, I can tell you that Kenyans do not take him seriously; many have laughed over the issue. We still pay bride price but do so after a couple has fallen in love, is within the legal age limit, and has made the decision to marry without coercion. This comedian is not a reflection of our people or our culture.

  6. First off, does he truly think that giving the Obama Family some cattle is going to solve this?? That’s what has me dumb-founded lmbo…dude what era are you in?? He went all the way back to Jacob and Esau days in Genesis lmboooo, I can’t help but cry laughing at him…I do think however it is interesting to know that he (supposedly) is only a few years older than her, but there are way too many details missing for us to speculate age…All in all he sounds crazy… whether he is labeled a child pedophile or not, dude just sounds straight up CRAZY lol That’s a recipe for disaster for any marriage let alone the Presidents “underaged” daughter

    1. Agreed. Only purpose it has served is to draw my attention to the fact that none of the women in that family wear their natural hair with pride …. un-straightened. Now THAT would be newsworthy above all of it. I imagine at least one of the girls if not both will grow up to marry white men. Pretty safe-ish bet the way trends have and are going.

    1. Oh! That is a pretty important detail if people are going to be calling him a pedophile. If he’s only three years older then he’s just a rich young guy with a crush on her! It is still odd to my American sensibilities but not as creepy as they made it out to be.

  7. I thought this was funny until it mentioned he got into her when she was 9. WTF! Don’t give this creep anymore attention!

  8. Can we please not generalize? This is one individual from one culture in one country in a continent with hundreds, no, make that thousands of cultures. There are many more African men whose preference is for women (not underage girls). Or men (but that is another topic).

    1. I’m not sure why we put underage marriage on ONLY African men’s shoulders, when pedophilia was something Europeans practiced regularly on Natives from every continent, and Greeks praised pederasty. Asians have similar tales. There are a few communities in this world with zero rape and zero pedophilia, but they are truly few and far between.

  9. This guy is a perv! Really?!?! You apparently feel in love with her when she was 9 years old!?! This dude is a few seconds from being a pedophile!

    I want to know psychologically how the minds of African men work and how they approach women.

    1. Guy may or may not be a perv, but please let’s not slap ALL African men with this label. Lots of them actually prefer to and do date and marry women (not girls)

    2. This fellow is a young lawyer seeking to milk publicity out of a stunt, Of course internationally people assume that he is serious. He has a reputation of other popularity stunts.

  10. This man is out of his mind. He obviously doesn’t understand minor / adult relationships in the U.S. or U.S. law, or, marriage practices and traditions in the U.S. He might not know it but he just put himself on a “to watch out for” list by the secret service. Obama is the president but he’s still a MAN with TWO daughters. Check yourself Mr. Lawyer Man because Obama will definitely protect his like any good father would.

  11. Pedophile alert Eww.
    I was really hoping African men can seriously move forward from marrying underage girls.

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